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A 7" Vinyl single in full-colour sleeve, elongated and extricated from the recent Moon Wiring Club long-player Clutch It Like a Gonk. The 'Out-of-the-Hat' mix of Always A Party perfectly captures the euphoric feeling of being eternally trapped in a disorientating ghastly party situation, and was possibly deemed 'too deranged' for release in any other format. Accompanying upon the reverse is a 'once heard never forgotten' extended remix of up-tempo Dancehall Gonk favourite; Infernal Devices.

Reasonably limited in quantity, this 7" single will be posted off in a thick card envelope with cardboard stiffener.

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Order both editions of CLUTCH IT LIKE A GONK together for a special price and receive a FREE pin-badge! Featuring a charming gonk image or logo, randomly selected from 17 different designs! Who will you get? Lord Wilfred? Susie Worseley? Sniook Egglestone? Get the GONK BUNDLE and swap (with) your friends! WHILE STOCKS LAST!

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This Gonk edition features 22 tracks of Confusing English Electronic Music, and has an engaging picture of a rather lovely gonk on the cover. But be careful. While the outsides may look sweet, the insides may be sinister. These tracks are also of suitable length to use as ringing tones upon a mobile telephone. And of course, Miniature 8cm CDs are not to be played on the majority of laptop CD drives, so do bear that in mind.

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22 tracks of PRIME Confusing English Electronic Music, with an engaging picture of a slightly peculiar lady on the cover. We confidently assert it's the most rambunctious Moon Wiring Club album yet.

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Delight yourself/friends/animal companions with the 'Tabby Trio' A3 poster-print set! Individually signed & numbered by the artist, and printed in limited quantities, these charming designs will engage and confuse kith & kin for years and years to come. Each set will be sent within a sturdy cardboard tube, and the price includes all Postage & Packaging.

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'Somewhere a Fox is Getting Married' is the most elaborate, confusing, beautifully packaged Moon Wiring Club release yet. The music contained on this LP will suit all ages, and most temperaments. It is presented with a 626mm X 622mm 200gsm art paper full-colour poster of the striking cover artwork. It will provide a talking-point for years to come! And remain a cherished souvenir of an event that quite possibly never took place.

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BACK IN STOCK!!! ~ After selling out in rather swift time, the CD version of 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' has now reappeared in a splendid 2nd Edition! Same music. Different cover artwork. More confusion. Find out just why critics have recently crowned it 'The 437th Worst Edwardian Reggae album of 1948'.
Enticing, playful, quirky and thoroughly English ~ get those crumpets toasting, it's a tip-top endless tea-time treat!

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A third Moon Wiring Club album has crept out of the Blank Workshop. With both toe-tapping rhythms and accessible electronic melodies coated in glutinous quantities of delay and reverberation, it will enthral and perplex in equal measure.

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The Moon Wiring Club have returned, and are more peculair than ever. Treat yourself to just over an hour of cobwebbed, rhythmical electronics, lovingly produced in fill Gecophonic© stereo sound. This is music that will stay within the hime for a lifetime, or longer.

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