Exit Pantomime Control (GEpH010LP) ~ A long-playing vinyl disc of refined delights, all freshly baked and disorientating. Sounds that no-one has heard. Music delightfully blurred. Senses are amusingly stirred. Reality is now disturbed.

Now that all forms of pantomime are permanently outlawed, this LP could be the only possible evening of surreptitious entertainment that remains, and may possibly offer a pathway of escape.

Be wary of apparitions manifesting after the 7 O’clock curfew, and remember to book early to avoid terminal disappointment.