Welcome to the electro-magnetic online manifestation of the Blank Workshop. Established in 1596 / 1853 / 2006, and home to the cronky, shonky, eerie, beautifully confusing Northern English electronic magickal musicke of the Moon Wiring Club.

Here you will find lucid and partially enlightening information, a giftshop where you may obtain highly crafted items of delightful oddnuss and an extensive arrangement of ephemeral articles relating to both the Blank Workshop and the veritable Northern moor town location of Clinkskell.

Now that the Fancy has taken you, luxuriously pour yourself into a lavishly re-upholstered seat, languidly sip a perfumed nerve-tonic and loquaciously eyepeep away.